The line holds.
Government services and information
The official place to find services and information from the Government of Schwartzistan.
Apply online: passport · calendar licence · vehicle registration · casualty pension · your applications
Popular: passport · calendar licence · casualty pension · War Appropriation 2026
Popular services
- Apply for a passportForm P-1 · Ministry of the Interior · 334 marka
- Get a calendar or almanac licenceForm C-3 · Ministry of Chronology · 836 marka
- Register a motor vehicleForm V-2 · Ministry of the Interior · 501 marka
- Claim a casualty pensionForm W-7 · War Ministry · no fee
- Past school-leaving examination papersMinistry of Education
- Find a name on the casualty rollsWar Ministry · Records Office
- Find your member of the AssemblySixty-three members in seven regions
- Search the legal code20,150 acts · 39,303 rulings
Services and information
- Passports, travel and identity
Apply for, renew or replace a passport; the chronology check.
- Calendars, almanacs and clock faces
Licences for every dated item offered for sale or display.
- Driving and motor vehicles
Registration, number plates and requisition.
- War pensions and bereavement
Pensions for the families of those on the casualty rolls.
- Education and examinations
Schools, the national school-leaving examination and past papers.
- Money, prices and the budget
The War Appropriation, fees and the price index.
- Justice, law and the courts
The legal code, the law reports and the courts of record.
- Defence and the Line
The front-line report, the Marsh Regiments and the rolls.
- The Assembly and elections
Members, bills, divisions and general elections.
- Records and registers
Births, marriages, deaths, the census and wills at the National Archive.
- Post and communications
The Royal Post, stamps and tracking.
- Forms and fees
Every form of the ministries, with the current fee.
Government activity
The Grand Chancellery, the ministries and the offices of state. The Grand Chancellor is elected by the Assembly for a term of seven years. Grand Chancellors since 1804.
War Ministry · The front-line report
From the War Ministry, for broadcast at the close of the evening bulletin: "The front line is at the Reed Line. No change."
Annual War Appropriation for 2026
283,070,423 marka
Voted by the Assembly on 1 February 2026, the 179th annual appropriation; 1.9 per cent against the appropriation for 2025. The appropriation in full.
Departments
8 ministries and 8 agencies and offices of state
Ministries
- The Grand ChancelleryEstablished 12 April 1804. Grand Chancellor: Nadja Maller.
- The Ministry of FinanceEstablished 12 April 1804. Minister of Finance: Lukas Brenn.
- The Ministry of the InteriorEstablished 12 April 1804. Minister of the Interior: Kerstin Falk.
- The Ministry of JusticeEstablished 12 April 1804. Minister of Justice: Stefan Baum.
- The War MinistryEstablished 9 March 1811. Minister of War: Jurgen Brenn.
- The Ministry of Foreign AffairsEstablished 15 January 1812. Minister of Foreign Affairs: Leon Porer. Its Hichistan desk has three staff and no correspondence.
- The Ministry of EducationEstablished 1 January 1834. Minister of Education: Martin Marrow.
- The Ministry of ChronologyEstablished 2 January 1847. Minister of Chronology: Lukas Wendl.
Agencies and offices of state
- The AssemblyEstablished 12 April 1804. Speaker of the Assembly: Nele Brenn.
- The National ArchiveEstablished 1 June 1804. Senior Archivist: Katja Wendl.
- The Royal Post of SchwartzistanEstablished 1 January 1805. There is no king. The name was never changed.
- The National Statistics OfficeEstablished 1 January 1821.
- The National MuseumEstablished 1 June 1858. Director of the National Museum: Rolf Salm.
- The Marschau ConferenceEstablished 1 June 1860. Chair of the Marschau Conference: Stefan Gilhor. The standing peace talks. Meets every September. One chair is always empty and its glass is always filled.
- The Tarnmund ObservatoryEstablished 1 January 1869.
- Schwartzistan RadioEstablished 1 November 1926. Television from 1954. The evening bulletin still ends with the front-line report: no change.
The Cabinet
The country in figures
Dates on this portal are given as recorded by the Ministry of Chronology. Enquiries to the Grand Chancellery, Vellmar.